Friday, August 13, 2010

Letters of Intent 8/13/10

Dear Child,
I know you are 150% convinced that you have a brother and sister, but you don't.  It's cute to hear you talk with them on a regular basis, but they can't save you from taking your nap as you have requested.  Also, please stop telling people that you have a brother and sister; they are getting confused.

Much love,
The mother of an only child

Dear Child Who Is Not Napping,
Go to sleep.  You are tired. You will be cranky for the rest of the day if you don't sleep now.
{Oh, and Mommy needs you to nap so she can blog...}

Mommy who thinks it cute to listen to you over the monitor but would really just prefer you sleep

Dear Drivers on Post Rd,
Once again I feel the need to inform you that the speed limit is 55mph.  If you can't read the speed limit signs, you shouldn't be driving in the first place.  The next time I'm stuck behind you and you are only driving 35mph, I will sic my cranky, hasn't had a nap two year old on you.  There.  You've been warned.

Just trying to drive the speed limit


  1. Thank you so much for stopping by my blog!

    My Buster often "talks" through is entire nap on the weekends now. I hate that he doesn't really nap for me anymore. He also talks for an hour or so each night before he goes to sleep.

  2. Woman! Where have you been!!! I've missed you!! You better be coming back for good now! I'm pretty much a non-entity on Facebook and also took quite the blogging hiatus, but I'm back, too. Looking forward to more posts.

    (And - my sister would totally agree with that napping comment, except she has a cranky two year old AND four year old who won't nap...)